+1 Panda.

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FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE!




And now that I have your attention, it's Onyx/Courtney/Lady Fluffington here with a new character! This pretty little red panda here is Lihau Pyrestout, a player character from World of Warcraft! She's a pandaren from the Wandering Isle and joined the Alliance, so military stuff is not a big deal to her. Especially because new people, yay!

Lihau is a monk of the Brewmaster specialization. While I could write a whole huge essay on this, what that basically means is that she's a typical monk (martial artist-type, mind you) who uses a "Drunken Master"-esque style and augments herself through alcohol. This means that while it's possible to get her drunk in that she slurs her words and stumbles, it's impossible to get her drunk in the "completely helpless" sort of way. She's trained to keep sharp even while heavily intoxicated, so nothing short of alcohol poisoning will probably put her down... and pandas eat and drink so much that it'd probably take enough beer to completely fill the Garden before you could get her to that point.

Because of this, one way or the other, she's gonna be brewing her beer in Garden and... well, let's just say that, in her canon, pandaren beer is so good it's been known to make even dwarves unable to drink any other beer afterwards.

I hope you guys enjoy her~.